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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I sang this on my way to work today

[Verse 1]
In the brine and the murkiness under the Sea
A wicked old Jellyfish grinned fiendishly.
While the sea-worms got drunk at the Jellyfish Bar,
That wicked old Jellyfish hotwir'd my car!

[Chorus]
Oh! Jellyfish, Jellyfish, under the Sea,
Jellyfish, Jellyfish, Come back to me!
Jellyfish, Jellyfish, Don't go away--
Oh, Jelly. Dear Jelly. I love you! Please stay!

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And now a contest! Who can come up with more verses??

2 comments:

Gabriel said...

Oh Jellyfish, Oh Jellyfish
You sprayed me with ink
Oh Jellyfish, Oh Jellyfish
You've led me to drink
You've made me so sore
I'm destined to cry
Oh Jellyfish, Oh Jellyfish
you've taught me to see
there isn't quite room
for both of us in the sea
---
And just then I realized
jellyfish don't spray ink
It's their octopus friends
have that particular kink
Sooo.....
not quite a jellyfish
but an oct in disguise
for now I will leave
take me away from your lies
---
A lesson I've learned
my day in the sea
don't fear cubozoa
for it's cephalopods that hate me

A Rat in the Walls said...

HA!

& henceforth shall Gabriel been known as, "Gabriel, The Bard of the Briny Deep."