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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Western Pennsylvania Is A Racist Area

So I'm reading on CNN that
Rep. John Murtha, a supporter of Barack Obama's presidential bid, apologized Thursday for calling western Pennsylvania "a racist area."
This is the stupidest thing ever.

WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA IS A RACIST AREA.

In fact, let's go a little further.

Outside the city limits of Pittsburgh, almost EVERYONE in Western PA is racist. They're racist, and they're homophobic, and they're misogynistic, and they hate intellectuals too. And they're really, really fucking stupid. I grew up with these people, I know them, and I hate them.

And just because it's not nice to say that in a major newspaper, doesn't mean it isn't so.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Debt Resistance

Thought on my mind: What we need is for the mass of Americans to, as a one, declare that they won't be paying back their student loans, credit card debts or mortgages.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A View From the RNC

Remember the big protests at the Republican National Convention, and the police violence that accompanied them?

Well a friend of mine -- Call him Mr. 13 -- was there, and he was good enough to send me his account. It's a fascinating and sometimes unnerving story and written in a delightful noire-ish style.

With that introduction, here is 13's Account:

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The city might have looked nice from that park, on the outskirts above the Mississippi, the skyscrapers rising up from the flats over joggers and dog-walkers. Might have looked nice if I wasn't constantly checking the rear-view for a tail, might have looked nice if sweat wasn't running down my ribs under the nicest shirt I owned, might have looked nice if it had not been built on occupied land with blackmailed labor. Just maybe, might have.

I spit, and turn LVO around. Lost. Again. The cops closed the exit I had planned to take to get into downtown. I had hoped to discreetly slide into Sector 1 without attracting too much attention to our specific intersection.

You know, before we locked down in the middle of it.

S. had been riding around the area for at least two hours, calling in updates to our Central Comms, safely nestled away in the Rust Belt. I had tried calling him for most of that time. Not being able to get him on the phone made me even more nervous. What if he had gotten pinched? The cops had been doing a pretty good job of roughing up anybody who looked like the word dissent might be on their minds. But S. always looked like he just happened to be training for the next triathlon -- police profiles he did not fit.

I got my contact person, L., on the phone. At Central Comms, we had a person in direct communication with someone from each group on the ground - me in the car, S. on his bike, and the group gathering at a permitted speak-out. So, L. was able to lean over to S.'s contact, and ask what the hell had happened to S. All in all, a pretty efficient system.

Coming into the city, I finally got S. on the phone. He directed me to a parking lot a few blocks down from our intersection. I parked the car, adjusted my bow tie, and made certain that the sleeping dragon in the passenger seat was adequately covered by my thrift-store pinstripe jacket. "Please take no notice of that concrete-filled bucket, officer. Only examine that fancy-looking jacket on top of it. Yup; double-breasted." I got out, stretched, and sat on a nearby bench. S. rolled by; we made the briefest of eye contact. I nervously clicked the carabiner in my pocket. We were only minutes away from deployment.

It should be noted here that I had never done a lockdown. Especially one locked in a car, at a publicly-announced location, while thousands of cops roamed the streets, trigger-fingers warmed up and ready to go. We figured that a disabled vehicle, complete with an uncooperative driver and folks locked to the outside of it, was the most efficient way of holding our intersection with the limited numbers of committed participants. And how I ended up being the designated driver stemmed from separate conversations I had been having with F. about trying to make our way through the world without contributing to the systemic manipulation and exploitation of everything around us. As I volunteered to steer the car into the intersection, F.'s words ran through my mind: "You haven't given your all until you've got nothing left."

My disposable phone started to ring viciously. I answered it: Go time. I hung up and got into LVO. Two short blocks later, I was behind another car, waiting to turn left through our intersection. I saw some of my folks, standing at one corner. On the opposite corners, cops in riot gear milled about, waiting for the pedestrians to try to take the intersection. The light turned green.

The car in front of me rolled through, turned left, and ambled on to wherever. I waited a beat, gunned LVO, and stopped in the middle of the intersection. Everyone charged the car, some locking to it, others filling the intersection. I shut off the car and shoved the key down my pants. The cops started to assess the situation. They called for back up and started pushing people out of the way. I pulled on my goggles and balaclava, fearing that rather than taking the time to cut me out, they would just beat and pepper-spray me until I released myself. Someone I didn't recognize walked around the intersection, singing and strumming on his guitar as he was hustled along by the closest officers. I have no idea who he was, but it sure did a lot to comfort me to hear him defiantly playing.

One of the taller cops walked up to the window and tapped on it. He introduced himself as the sergeant on the scene. His thick Midwestern accent took me by surprise: he was polite, articulate, maybe even nice. All around him, other cops were swarming LVO, the magic words "sleeping dragon" passing between them. The Sarge asked me if I would please unlatch myself.

"Not until the convention has been shut down," I replied through the glass.

"It'll be over tomorrow," he offered.

"Well, that's when I'll leave!"

He frowned, a bit perturbed, and switched tactics.

"You know, it's going to get really hot in there. Just 95 degrees out here."

I shook my gallon-jug of water at him. The Sarge shut up.

By this time, the cops outside had figured out how to defeat the exterior lockboxes. Once my comrades started to get taken into custody, I got the idea to give L. a call back home. [Note: all phone conversations are constructed from memory, nearly a month after the fact. Any omissions and misstatements are purely my fault. For a more exact transcript, contact the NSA.]

"Hey L."

"Hey, what's going on there? Did the action go down yet?"

"It's kind of warm in here. Gonna be a hot one today. The cops have told everyone that they've been arrested."

"Who do they have?"

"Oh, not anyone yet. It was one of those verbal arrest things. Oh, scratch that." I tried to turn around to look out the back, despite the fact that my arm was locked to a metal rod sealed in a five-gallon bucket filled with concrete. "They got two of us loose." I could hear L. passing the information along to the others at Comms.

"Ok, and now they're working on the other two folks... They got 'em." Everyone in zip cuffs, orderly led from the intersection to an empty parking lot. Some city workers (presumably one of the two Cut Teams deployed throughout the city) stuck their faces up to the car window, trying to determine what was going on with my sleeping dragon, covered by my jacket. They tried to open the doors and chatted amongst themselves about the best course of action to take. Unlike all of the riot police with cuddly accents, the Cut Team had their names and badge numbers embroidered on their uniforms.

"Hey, L., want some badge numbers?" I started rattling off names and numbers, along with what they were doing. One of the Cut Team folks finally rolled up with a crow bar, a four-foot long number, the color of a cloudy day. I was given one more chance to release; I refused to even acknowledge it. As L. was trying to keep up with the badge numbers, I asked, "Want to hear a window break?" I held the phone away from my face.

The crowbar reared back, and smashed the window behind me. Glass bits exploded onto the back seat. Honestly, I expected the sound to be louder. It could be, though, that after all of these years of not wearing ear plugs at punk shows has dulled the ol' auditory nerves. Someone reached around and opened the back door, then climbed across the back seat to open the passenger-side door. Hmph. Shoulda had those welded shut, I thought. Front doors were soon popped open. I resumed reporting names and numbers, much to the distress of one of the Cut Team members. She heard her information being rattled off and freaked out. She ran over to me, pried the phone from my hand, and kept my hand in a firm grip, like a frustrated parent holding onto a disobedient child. Pissed, she was.

The Cut Team went to work, evaluating the situation underneath my jacket. They poked at the bucket, poked at the concrete, poked at the PVC holding my arm. A Cut Team member started talking to me. He seemed way too nervous of a guy to be dealing with people dedicated enough to their beliefs to lock themselves to large objects in city streets.

"Is there anything in here that's going to hurt me? There isn't a bomb in here that's going to explode when we take you out, is there? I've got two kids, man, I don't want to die." Really, his distress was so over the top that I couldn't help laughing. I reassured him that I, too, had no desire to get blown up. He started going through everything I had within arm's reach: aforementioned jug of water, hippy-ass trail mix, vinegar-soaked bandana in a plastic bag.

"What's this?"

I didn't respond.

"Oh, what, you thought we were going to gas you? We're not those kind of cops."

These jokers, along with 3,000 other cops, did a great job later of proving otherwise.

From a vehicle, they produced some sort of snake camera, complete with little television attachment. They ran it through the PVC to determine that only a carabiner kept me in place, and was stopping them from moving LVO the hell out of the way.

"Carabiner?"

"Carabiner."

"Carabiner."

A Team member disappeared with the camera, while the Nervous Guy tried to talk me out of resisting anymore.

"Now, when we cut you out, sparks are going to fly everywhere. Your clothes could catch on fire, or even melt to your skin." I shrugged. He sighed. Someone appeared with what looked like a router. As they readied the tool and Nervous Guy sweated some more, the Sarge showed back up.

"If you let yourself out, we'll act like we cut you out, and you'll get all the glory, like you want. We won't tell anyone." I couldn't believe he was whispering this to me, this ridiculous proposition that completely failed to accurately gauge anything about me. I mean, there was no expectation that this particular police sergeant should know anything about this particular maniac, locked in this particular car in this particular intersection. But, to assume (out loud) that this maniac would sit through months of meetings, drive sixteen hours, and lock himself to a block of concrete all for glory? It was too much; I laughed and laughed and laughed in this cop's face until he left me alone. Nervous Guy got the go-ahead, someone draped a canvas sheet over me, and they went to work.

Within minutes, I was standing outside of the car, posing for police photographs. Pockets searched, bow tie removed. Goggles and balaclava retained as possessions, not evidence (!). Standing on the curb, watched a giant yellow construction vehicle lift LVO like a hay bale and deposit him in the grassy patch next to the on-ramp. Photographed and searched again. This time, the cop taking the picture had on latex gloves. When he lifted the camera up to take my picture, sweat poured out the gloves. Deposited in the back of a van, driven across the highway to the County Jail. Processed in, processed out. Apart from our group, only one other person in custody; he was missing a shoe. Got free access to phone -- Cold Snap was ready for us. Got bag full of possessions, cited, deposited into another van, and released in an adjacent parking lot.

We got it easy.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Francis Fukuyama is a Son of a Bitch

Remember him, the "End of History" douchebag beloved of the American Right? Here's his take on the latest crisis. It seems America still has much to offer -- cause our greatest export is still ideas -- especially to those fools in Europe:

And while fewer non-Americans are likely to listen to our advice, many would still benefit from emulating certain aspects of the Reagan model. Not, certainly, financial-market deregulation. But in continental Europe, workers are still treated to long vacations, short working weeks, job guarantees and a host of other benefits that weaken their productivity and will not be financially sustainable.

How -- I mean, seriously, how -- can you possibly brag about having long working hours and no job security? And to the extent to which the right wing and their Democratic emulators buy into this shit -- and the fact that this is considered thoughtful commentary worthy of publication in a major public forum --

I don't even know how to finish that sentence. It's like a categorical admission of "We're completely fucking evil."

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Groping With A Different Hand

You should go and read John Robb's blog from yesterday.

He basically says that the global economic system is too big and too complex for anyone to effectively understand it (like I said a while ago!) and, being so fucking big and complex, it is 1. constantly changing and 2. these constant changes are occurring so rapidly and effect so much that 3. It is impossible for nation-states to effectively respond to it.

The ultimate result, sayeth Robb? The ultimate failure of the state and the resulting hollow state:

The hollow state has the trappings of a modern nation-state ("leaders", membership in international organizations, regulations, laws, and a bureaucracy) but it lacks any of the legitimacy, services, and control of its historical counter-part. It is merely a shell that has some influence over the spoils of the economy.
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In considering this I'm reminded of the systems theorist Donella Meadows writing:

So one day I was sitting in a meeting about the new global trade regime, NAFTA and GATT and the World Trade Organization. The more I listened, the more I began to simmer inside. "This is a huge new system people are inventing!" I said to myself. "They haven't the slightest idea how it will behave," myself said back to me. "It's cranking the system in the wrong direction—growth, growth at any price!! And the control measures these nice folks are talking about—small parameter adjustments, weak negative feedback loops—are puny!"
Meadows goes on to present a very interesting set of "leverage points" or "places to intervene in a system" in ascending order of effectiveness.

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These sort of analyses allow us to step outside the obscenely narrow ideological framework of the Democrats and Republicans -- What did I call them the other day? The Corporate Party and the Other Corporate Party? -- and also the slightly expanded framework that includes Marxists and "red anarchists" and "21st Century Socialists" and other relics of the 1800s and try to understand the new world we actually find ourselves in.

What is that world?

I don't know.

But I have some ideas as to what its important features are.

This is the most important feature:

None of the important features are discussed in the major public forums (the "mainstream media," the left/right "alternative media") or by major public officials (Obama/McCain).

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Just one example.

In 2006, American corporations received $92 billion in subsidies, according to one study.

In an article the other day, Georgia Monbiot pointed out that

USAid used to boast on its website that "the principal beneficiary of America's foreign assistance programs has always been the United States. Close to 80% of the USAid's contracts and grants go directly to American firms."
Good Jobs First released a study documenting at least $1 billion in subsidies to Wal*Mart.

And over the last few posts we've learned how Congress changed the rules for the big investment banks and the government sponsored industries; and how the latter pumped money into both parties (but especially the Democrats) for years; and how the people at the head of these organizations made out like bandits in consequence.

But in the "mainstream" and most of the "alternative" media the debate continues to be whether it's the Bush Administration's fault for encouraging shady loans to create the illusion of the Ownership Society or whether its the Democrats' fault for encouraging loans to poor people.

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An incomprehensible world, led by people complicit in the obfuscation. That's what we have. That's what we choose during election year: Which set of lies we prefer to believe in.

And it continues because, for us Americans, and hey, for everyone getting richer in East Asia etc. it's really just not that bad.