Running Real-Time Response to Republican Debate

Romney: "The president is not arrogant. We owe the president a debt of gratitude."

Shut up you fucking idiot.

"We need to add to our military by at least 100,000 troops."

Jesus fucking shitfuck. How the fuck much will that cost? And where in the world will you send them? But suggest spending money so I can go to the fucking dentist and all of a sudden it's big government and overspending.

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What is the issue currently under discussion? The "Bush Doctrine" of preemption. That we can "attack other countries when we feel threatened." Only Ron Paul disagrees. Cuntface Giuliani is about to say a whole pile of shit. Giuliani: "There is an Islamic terrorist threat against us. ... It has nothing to do with our foreign policy."

YOU ROTTEN ARROGANT SHITFUCK MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

"What is at stake is our freedom; our foreign policy is totally irrelevant."

This shitfuck moron is saying this. Holy Jesus fuck HOW CAN YOU BE THAT STUPID and arrogant and blind and filthy as to believe that there are no consequences to your actions.

God Bless you Ron Paul.

Aryan McRomney: "It has nothing to do with us."

AAAGH!! SCREAMKILLFUCK.

These cuntbags won't let Ron Paul speak.

Crappleberry is about to say some shit about Iraq. "I supported the president and the war before you [Romney] did." THEN YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IDIOT FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING EVANGELICAL PIECE OF HORSESHIT FILTH.

Oh my God the idiot just said Islamo-fascism.

"There is nothing about our attacking them that prompts this."

Now Aryan McMormon teetotal bitch and Evangelical Ministerial Dumbshit are scratching at each other's eyes. "I did support the surge."

Fuck "the surge is working." Of course it's "working." But YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WIN AN UNJUST WAR.

Okay going back to it. This is getting tense. But what do these pissfaces argue about? Who loves the surge, the troops, the president, Jesus Fucking Christ and Apple Pie the most.

God Bless You Ron Paul!!! Of course, Giuliani is the guy that gets the last word, because he's a pile of shit.

Giuliani "9/11. 9/11. Ignore everything Ron Paul says."

Okay moving onto domestic policy. Oh dear. Let's go.

Oh shit a question from the president of the United States.

President asks "What are your principles."

McCain: Serve your nation. Restore trust in government. "We are in a titanic and transcendant struggle [that we deserve to lose.] [He didn't say that.]" I know foreign policy. I supported the surge. [God, I fucking supported the surge cause Petraeus was obviously right about what would win and I said at the time don't announce your fucking withdrawl if you want to win, but, we still deserve to lose.]

Oh Christ almighty Romney is going to tell me his principles. "I am convinced that America is. the greatest. nation. on Earth." What the fuck does that mean? Nothing. "We face challenges We have to deal with them We have to stand for principles" OH HERE IT IS "The heart of our strength is the family. "

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

"We have to strengthen America's families."

But by that you mean you want to dictate to everyone what their families have to look like and how they function and who can have sex with who and in what position and God Damns you if you do it from behind and pull out and that had better be a woman you're fucking; but you actually don't give a flying fuck about any member of that "family" after their birth.

Giuliani's principles. NO DON'T INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE MILITARY WHILE REDUCING TAXES PLEASE FOR GODSAKE THAT IS PSYCHOTIC AND EVIL.

Oh my God I am terrified of this man.

I am willing to pay taxes to go to the doctor, and so someone else can.

I am not willing to pay taxes so dumbass shitheads can join the army and get shot.

Huckabee: "Every American is equal to each other." He is willing to say that, but not do anything, of course, to ensure it -- equality of outcome.

Okay, the dick says the government can't tell us how to live, "right to liberty." Bullshit, you anti-gay anti-abortion shitbag.

Oh no Admiral Ackbar is talking.

Still I'm glad we as a nation have progressed to a point where a Mon Calamari fish man has a viable chance of winning the presidency.

McCain has completely lost my respect with his laughing at Ron Paul. He is such a dick.

OH SHIT they're going to talk about healthcare.

WHY IS IT OKAY TO EXPAND THE GOVERNMENT TO KILL PEOPLE BUT NOT TO SEND ME TO A FUCKING DOCTOR. You assholes.

Oh. My. God.

"We have the best healthcare system in the world...because it's private," says Lying Filthy Gangster Dickhead Giuliani.

Take your markets and fuck off.

"You made a statement about European nations and how they all have healthcare. Well some people here have been to Canada. I don't think they want that system," says McCain, who has apparently never 1. looked at a map or 2. spoken with a Canadian.

I wonder what Paul says. "How can we afford a trillion dollar war but we can't afford healthcare. ... The resources are going overseas, we're fighting a trillion dollar war..."

God bless you Ron Paul!!

Oh dear now Admiral Ackbar gets to talk. "Grimminy grumbly gooble gum gooble, I'm a dick who can't comprehend a word that Ron Paul says because I'm too stupid and I'm a goddam fish, how the fuck do you expect a fucking fish to understand anything, fish don't even have large enough brains to remember what I started saying a minute ago, where are we, oh man, a glass bowl! this is so exciting, oh, I've made it all the way around, I guess there's nothing more to see -- Holy Shit a glass bowl!!"


Romney. "Either buy insurance or pay your own way." Go fuck yourself, I do pay my own way, it's called my goddamn taxes. Of course the first example he gives describes people making $100,000 a year -- because those are the people whose perspectives he understands.

Romney says something I agree with: "I would not mandate at a federal level that everyone must do what we do." That's good. I like states and federalism.

Huckleberry is talking about a "preventive" focus. Now: I agree, sort of. But: Does that mean that if you need treatment for something, either a) the insurance company or b) the government or c) both or someone else then massively pries into your lifestyle, and if you smoke, or don't eat as healthily as you should, or have 2 or 3 more drinks per day then they'd like you to, then you're a) denied treatment or b) your lifestyle is interfered with, somehow?

McCain possibly makes a good point about the power of the pharmaceutical companies.

Romney: "Don't turn the pharma companies into the big bad guys. They're doing work of the free market."

OH MY GOD ROMNEY I WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU, YOU GOD-FEARING, CORPORATION-WORSHIPPING, INVISIBLE-HAND-OF-THE-MARKET-DICK-SUCKING, BLIND, STUPID, WHITE TRASH PIECE OF UPPER-CLASS SHIT.

"Doing the work of the free market," the rich white Mormon shitbag says, in that desperately reverent tone like he's talking about Joseph Smith's holy scrotum. This after hearing about Big Pharma ripping people off to the tune of millions. How can you be that disgusting, God, ACK, how.

(Haha, there's a Citgo commercial! "Some people say it's bad politics to do this. I say it's a crime against humanity not to." God bless Hugo Chavez!)

(I'm wishing a God I don't believe in to go blessing a whole bunch of people who I only sort of agree with today. That's okay, I'm very, very angry.)

Commercial over! It's back! Limits to the length of answers because Americans can only understand soundbytes, or so the TV people believe!

Okay we're hearing about securing the borders. Okay, somehow we're going to deport 2 million people that commit crimes. You know it's impossible, politically and economically. So why the hell are you saying it? Just to please some idiot sitting in a trailer park who's afraid because they talk Spanish at the local Applebee's.

Idiot Romney thinks we're going to deport 12 million illegal immigrants. Because we're a nation of laws.

Where do you get off drawing a border to determine where people may or may not work, while supporting treaties that remove all restrictions on where people may employ?

Okay, Romney is being such a dick I cannot stand it. He thinks that he's going send home 12 million illegal immigrants. Also: If I met him in real life, I would want to hit him within five minutes of hearing him talk. What a cunt! Drink a beer, give your wife a strap-on and let her fuck you in the ass, move into the city, and grow a mustache. Run again in four years.

Good God.

Okay the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Republicans in the bid for my attention. Zero to zero and Ben just got sacked -- Oh, flag on the field!