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Friday, December 19, 2008

I AM SO ANGRY

And here's why:


Maryland's Attorney General, Douglas F. Gansler, announced an agreement with MillerCoors that will result in the nationwide discontinuance of the country’s top-selling pre-mixed alcoholic energy drink, Sparks.

As part of the agreement across 14 states, the mega brewer will not produce any caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future. Sparks future was in doubt when light was brought to the Attorneys General that the beverages were being marketed to an underage audience and used misleading health-related information to help sell more cans...

If you're planning on switching to a Sparks alternative, think again. This past May, Anheuser-Busch announced they would stop producing alcoholic energy drinks, including Tilt and Bud Extra. With the elimination of Sparks from the market, nearly 85% of all alcoholic energy drinks that were available at the start of this year will no longer be sold.


3 comments:

Gabriel said...

"...twice as many episodes of weekly drunkenness."

Jay said...

If only some enterprising young brewers made a beer with double-strength coffee in it...

A Rat in the Walls said...

And now, sadly, I may never see that coffee porter. Sigh of sighs.