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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Hierocles and Philagrius

This is the best thing ever.

...And, looking into it, I spent the morning laughing at the wacky antics of that world-renowned comedy duo, Hierocles and Philagrius.

A few samples:

Someone needled a well-known wit: "I had your wife, without paying a penny." He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?"
And did you hear about the Cumaean who was selling honey at the marketplace?
When a certain person, upon testing the honey, said that it was not good, the Cumaean replied that, "If a mouse had not fallen into it, I wouldn't be selling it!"
OH those crazy Cumaeans. Then there's the no-good Sidonians.
A certain person once said to a Sidonian fisherman, "Your fishing pot is filled with crabs." And so the Sidonian replied, "There is a cancer in your breast."
Hahahahaha, hahaha, haha, ha.

1 comment:

Gabriel said...

No. 201: On returning from a trip, someone asked a charlatan prophet how his family was. "They are all well, especially your father." "But my father’s been dead for ten years!" "Ah, clearly you do not know your real father."